I'm too sexy for my . . . .

I can open the front door to go outside all by myself now. Isn’t that cool? I don’t know why Mommy and Daddy keep locking the door, I can’t get out when they do that, and I really like to go outside and play. We go outside at school a lot. They have bikes at school. I want a bike. I think Mommy and Daddy are looking at getting me one, but they keep talking about my birthday. That forever. I want it now.
I got to go pick up plastic eggs the other day. They had CHOCOLATE in them! Who cares about the eggs? I want the chocolate. I guess I have to do it to make the parents happy. Jeesh they are high maintenance.
I got to go bowling a few days ago. I got to roll the ball all by myself. It was really heavy. They had shoes that fit me too. I didn’t want to take them off, but Mommy made me give them back. They looked so cool, especially with my new shorts and polo shirt. I was stylin’!